There are a lot of things you just don't want to hear when you're in pain - my contractions are coming closer together now but we've been able to get a few movies in and a few laughs in here and there! I found these on my weekly email from babycenter.com and thought I'd share 'em:
• "Mooooo!"
• "Ouch — a paper cut. I wonder if this is what labor feels like."
• "Is that a watermelon under your shirt or are you just glad to see me?"
• "My father called again to ask about your cervix."
• "Is that your underwear or did a parachute land on your butt?"
Please keep wishing me luck that this little girl will show up soon - I am so uncomfortable at the moment and I'm sure I have no idea what sort of pain I'm in for, but I can't wait to swaddle and cuddle with little Miss!!
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